Margaret Gel (icze4r) is an Engineer. As a child, she was abducted by aliens.
She has stood on the Moon.
An Actual Biography
Hi! I'm Margaret Gel!
I was abducted by aliens at an early age, lived with them for a few decades, and now I'm back here. And I want to go Home.
Please, sweet Jesus. Just let me go home.
I've written a basic guide on the alien peoples that I lived with as a child, and you should read it.
Because I'm going to introduce them to human beings, one day.
Dragons: the Anunnaki
I wrote a guide book about a group of space aliens.
It's a xenoethnography! c(◕ᴗ◕✿)
Fame: the bad thing about being my kind of famous is that everybody treats me like shit, because they say I'm famous; but, when it comes time to actually give me any of the perks of fame, I never get them.
Impersonation: how I got impersonated on Twitter for 10 years, and Twitter never did a fucking thing about it.My Brand! How I wanted to be famous, on the Internet.
(never gonna happen) :<
Verification The Complete Guide to Being a Stupid Asshole.
What happened to Ark Polaris?
🐢 slow 🐢 and 🐢 steady 🐢
🐢 wins 🐢 the 🐢 spaghetti 🐢