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Margaret Gel
I'm Margaret Gel!
icze4r, TheBattleAngel
Margaret Gel (icze4r) is an Engineer. As a child, she was abducted by aliens.
She has stood on the Moon.
An Actual Biography
Who I am
Hi! I'm Margaret Gel!
I was abducted by aliens at an early age, lived with them for a few decades, and now I'm back here. And I want to go Home.
Please, sweet Jesus. Just let me go home.
I've written a basic guide on the alien peoples that I lived with as a child, and you should read it.
Because I'm going to introduce them to human beings, one day.
Google Knowledge Panel
About My Knowledge Panel
Here it is. After a few years of figuring out how to get one, and several months of figuring out how to personalize it, this is pretty much as good as I'm going to try to get this Knowledge Panel.
I like the term "Engineer" better than "Astronaut", really.
Dragons: the Anunnaki
I wrote a guide book about a group of space aliens.
It's a xenoethnography! c(◕ᴗ◕✿)
CLICK HERE TO GET TOTALLY TROLLED
Fame: the bad thing about being my kind of famous is that everybody treats me like shit, because they say I'm famous; but, when it comes time to actually give me any of the perks of fame, I never get them.
Impersonation: how I got impersonated on Twitter for 10 years, and Twitter never did a fucking thing about it.
My Brand! How I wanted to be famous, on the Internet.(never gonna happen) :<
Verification The Complete Guide to Being a Stupid Asshole.
Arcadium
Wikipedia
Haydee
What happened to Ark Polaris?
🐢 slow 🐢 and 🐢 steady 🐢
🐢 wins 🐢 the 🐢 spaghetti 🐢
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